J Man

A dope Alien from outer space who disguises themselves in human flesh of an attractive person. J Man's are infatuated with Mclovin and like to do drugs.

"Woah that's very J Man of you"

by J Man the Alien January 28, 2024

J's Megamix 2024

peak group project where no one answers the group chat yet the music still gets made. Led by exquisite mastermind J1 the Won, his minions struggle to make their way to his house to record for an average of 5 hours just to muster a 30-second verse.

"I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk I hate J's Megamix 2024."
- Kendrick Lamar

by J1 the Won May 23, 2024

hoofy j's

hand jobs from a very repulsive, male or female. As if they were a pig like animal

Ally regrets getting plenty of hoofy j's from that nasty pig lavie

by spawnfreak23 June 20, 2012

Stinky J

A sailing coach, A best friend, and a Boss the stinky J is the ultimate package

Love u stinky J

by StinkyJentusiest February 4, 2018

type J

the most outperforming breed on the asian import market.

so yeah, the type J is a super crazy ass ride.

by jemeriqwanna February 15, 2003

Blu j

often mispronounced as "bludge", this upcoming rapper causes all humans in a 5 mile radius to immediately start ovulating as soon as he starts freestyling.

Person 1: Yo Blu j were u freestyling?
Blu J: Yea how could u tell?
Person 1: I ovulated

by enjoyer of bluejay June 15, 2025

The J Fuentes

Form a person can take of being a petofile and performing various acts that would be questionable in the court of law as statutory rape. Also infamous for wandering hands in the darkness and shadows of the night. This shit you wont even see on the catch a predator

My friend george gave lilly the J fuentes in the movies the other night.

by John Doeugh January 21, 2008