no mouse joe

no mouse joe is a nickname given to Joe, when Steven ubor jacks Joe's mouse, thus not able to use a mouse
Which causes Joe to be U!30R-H4><0R3)
in most cases Joe gets back his mouse

"What you going to do now, No mouse Joe?"
"Do you have a mouse, no mouse Joe?"

by Duster March 17, 2004

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this man has done nothing for the US. he let all of the immigrants into the US just so they would think he's "ALL THAT" but he just let em' in so they would vote for him again in 2024.

(in the future)

History teacher : and this wrinkly old man, was our president at one point.

Student : isn't that the guy who fell down the stairs three times?
Teacher : yes. he often did forget where he was during his meetings.
Student : didn't he also have the votes fudged? So he won?
Teacher : sadly, yes.
Teacher : for his presidential rallies, the most people he had in one rally EVER . . . was, like, twenty five.
Student : oh wow. Joe Biden sucked.
Teacher : yes he did.

by corrupted_carrot March 24, 2021

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Professional Sniffer

Me: who joe biden

Friend: a professional sniffer
Me: yep

by bigassballcausemeonlyhave1 June 4, 2021

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To look at a minor in an innaproprotate way.

Ben: Gee look at that girl over there, John. She's smoking hot!

John: easy there Joe Biden. She couldn't be a day over 15

by EZjBreezy June 11, 2021

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One of the greatest stand-up comedians of all time. Loads funnier than all of the late-night so-called "comedians" of today.

Joe Biden is unintentionally one of the greatest stand-up comedians of all time. Every time he opens his mouth, you know you're in for a good laugh. End of quote, repeat the line.

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022

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