Dirty Brown Water 

A southern term for white trash.

Angels kids have turned out to be nothing more than dirty brown water.

Dirty Brown Water by bigwhitecockerspaniel November 6, 2018

Twice-touched-water 

A river or stream that has had a golf ball placed in it, removed, then molested twice by an arguably Russian autistic 30-year-old

Dude, the recipe for these baked beans calls for twice-touched-water, what the hell is that?

Twice-touched-water by Dr. Spoons the Corn Farmer February 12, 2019

# top water jig

What one nigger uses to “lure” another nigger at the edge of the bank to get in the water for their annual bath

Tyrone is getting his # top water jig ready for shequeefa

# top water jig by J_ust telling the truth May 21, 2019

stank in the water 

When something is quite right

What does water smell like? Nothing. So when you say it, it means something is amiss

Something weird: happens
Person: there's some stank in the water

stank in the water by B4tty Boy July 26, 2019

Standpoint of water

The standpoint of water is typically wet, but not always.

This is a tough hurricane. One of the wettest we’ve ever seen from the standpoint of water.

Standpoint of water by pernikar November 13, 2019

Burnt your water 

When You messed up something that can't be messed up

You burnt your water
Yea right, you burnt your water

My mom!? Your mom burnt her water!
Go suck on some burnt water
Choke on your burnt water
Shove that burnt water up your
You look like burnt water

Burnt your water by Tony Arena November 29, 2019

Trying to get water out of a stone 

To try to achieve an impossible outcome or result.

I told Bob that trying to sue the restaurant for being too noisy would be like trying to get water out of a stone.

Trying to get water out of a stone by D. Y. Vetz February 13, 2020