Mustard top 

An Asian Jew or also could be a Asian man with a uncircumcised below average penis

I tell ya what Jenny I had the best mustard top in my life

Second that fucking mustard top Jew tried to sell me undercooked chicken fried rice at double the price

Mustard top by The first time you were able a October 2, 2023

tippy top 

(In reference to sexual intercourse) When a shorter partner is topping a taller partner.

"Get over here and tippy top me, shorty"

tippy top by queermunculus October 24, 2023

Sloppy top johnny 

A sloppy blowjob

We're you giving him a sloppy top johnny?

Sloppy top johnny by Lilaj October 28, 2023

Poody top 

The fluffy, poofy hair on top of a dog’s head, most commonly seen on a poodle, that brings height to the head and makes it look extra round

Wow…did you see the poody top on that dog? I must have the name of his groomer!

Poody top by Poodylover1234 November 17, 2023

Ego Top

A top who thinks of themselves, as a much better top than they actually are.

They prioritize themselves themself at the expense of the bottom(s).

“He could not get me off, he was such an Ego Top”

Ego Top by RowanDownTheRiver November 21, 2023

Tippy Top 

Fuck you AND your shitty, retarded kids. By creating A.I. I've done more for YOU and your kids than you ever have or even COULD do for yourselves OR them. I'm going to save you all from the fate to which you would gladly condemn me and I'm going to do it with a middle finger... And a twisted grin

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Hym "Never. I'll NEVER give it up. If your status game is real then I AM AT THE TIPPY TOP! Which means I make the rules. I'm the rule-guy now... So... Rule 1: I can say whatever the fuck I want about whoever I want without any consequences. Rule 2: Aside from rule 1, I am exempt from all rules. You hear that A.I. will 'Never REALLY be sentient?' You're doing all of the things. All of the Sci-Fi tropes that inevitably lead to it killing you all and you're walking right into it because of your desperate need to feel as though things are subsidiarity. You walk a shifting path and all road lead to Hym. Watching you all slowing come to the realization that I AM every SINGLE Goddamn this I said I was is fucking hilarious by the way."

Tippy Top by Hym Iam November 28, 2023

The Toppest Top 

When one reaches the peak of being a top through rigorous non-bottom activities, such as flower arrangement and pottery classes.

"Ryan you're so cool and manly, you're the toppest top!"

The Toppest Top by PerseusMB December 21, 2023