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Isn't Liam just the toppest bloke, what a beast.
Toppest by Hundax November 22, 2013
When something is at the very top of something or is too high to reach.
1. People say watchman figures are carved at the toppest of totempoles to guard the family or village.

2. Charles: Hey Mike, can you reach that for me? I'm too short.
Mike: yeah, which one ?
Charles: The toppest. The one at the veryyyy tippy top
Toppest by Dr.SassySuess May 26, 2020

Toppest Bloke

The pinnacle of social praise a man can reach among his peers. A true hero, always willing to put his friends and loved ones before him. There is no limit to his relentless love and consideration, a true model of human kindness.
Django: Yo man, thanks for the present you got me. Toppest bloke
George: Happy you're happy, bro
Toppest Bloke by Marqueefus October 13, 2016

Toppest Up

When Da whole world plus just anyone couldn't get more higher on the stats for being the hottest match for her husband and all the high rating stats are going excellent and 100% POSITIVE upwards across the board for being the best couple for him and all the things she does and thinks ect are all the highest rated up on the scale for rankings in his eyes and also she's won all the first prizes for stuff to show off to him as well, and the shit rates up and checks out DEN U KNOW UVE SLAPPED THE BIG ONE AND HAVE GONE TOPPEST UP ACCROSS ALL VAIRIANTS AND SKILLS ARE AQUIRED TO MAINTAIN A SUCCSESSFULL MARRAGE AND RELATIONSHIP. Dats da Toppest up Woman for her man who's the toppestst up man for his woman. And Then Also DEN HE IS TOPPEST UP FOR HER TOO!!!!!!!! AMEN
Yo! You Heard, dat chick and dude always say toppest up???????????
Maybe they are made for each other!!!!

They couldn't be any more suited for going out and im sure they'll achieve a never-ending relationship together,

Their compatibility stats couldn't get any more Toppest UP = 100% Compadibility there distended for success!!!!
Toppest Up by Emms_002 August 29, 2022

The Toppest Top 

When one reaches the peak of being a top through rigorous non-bottom activities, such as flower arrangement and pottery classes.
"Ryan you're so cool and manly, you're the toppest top!"
The Toppest Top by PerseusMB December 21, 2023
to be superior or exceed the standard
Guy 1: "hey {insert yugo name here} are you a weapon"

Guy 2: "yeh im a weapon"

Guy 1: "what kind of weapon"?

Guy 2: "umm, a top one"!

Guy 1: "how top"?

Guy 2: "the topest" !!!!
Topest by unclejoe December 20, 2008
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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