Steve Job

A Steve job is when you masturbate to pornography on your smart phone. It is named after the man who created the most popular smart phone, the iPhone, Steve Jobs

I was too tired to get up to my computer and jerk off, so I gave myself a Steve job while I laid down in bed, using my droid and went back to sleep.

Steve Job by SuperJew113 January 27, 2013

Aggravating Blow Job Dorito 

When a woman who has braces on her teeth forgets to brush before giving felatio to her man. Sometimes a tiny arrowhead sliver of a nacho cheese Dorito gets stuck between her braces and causes pain and discomfort to the penis. Ow !!

Why you got that ice cold Michelob Dry bottle on your crotch ?

That same old aggravating blow job dorito !!

You better tell that bitch to switch to cheetoes !!

Aggravating Blow Job Dorito by Bel Aire Beeryan May 27, 2010

Over the Jeans Elbow Job 

When one rubs another person's genitals with their elbow while the recipient is wearing jeans.

Julian: Dude i heard you got a handjob last night.
Ben: Naw, it was an over the jeans elbow job.
Julian: Did you cum?
Ben:... Yea.
Julian: Ew

Over the Jeans Elbow Job by OJEJBOII November 23, 2010

Alaskan Paint Job

While receiving a lap dance, the stripper leaves a skid-mark on your leg.

“Discussing that chick gave you an Alaskan paint job”

“Awesome that stripper left me an Alaskan Paint Job”

“That Alaskan Paint Job stinks!”

Alaskan Paint Job by Quiksilver86 May 11, 2011

Cincinnati slow job 

The act of wrapping cold bacon around the penis and standing in a hot shower.

Jon liked to start each day with a Cincinnati slow job.
" I don't have time for a Cincinnati slow job, I guess I'll just pan fry the bacon"
"That's not a bowl of icecream!, that's a Cincinnati slow job!

Cincinnati slow job by eriktion August 31, 2014

National Blow Job Day 

On May 10th every girl has to walk up to a boy single or taken and rip there pants down and give them a good old fashioned blow job

It's national blow job day yay!

National Blow Job Day by Juan Escobar June 4, 2018

Jesus Job 

A form of hand job done by the holes in Jesus' hands after the crucifixion. Although there are no teeth, the hand bones are possibly an issue.

The lord Jesus blessed me with a "Jesus Job" today, now he has passed his holeyness upon to me.

Jesus Job by Bushwhack McCoy January 4, 2009