ur mom

i have crippling depression

person1: haha dude guess what?
person2: yeah?
person1: ur mom
person2: wow you're lame
person1: *crying*

by niggajeff February 24, 2019

ur dad lesbean

ur dad isn't gay, gae, or lesbian he is a lesbean .

mica- ur dad is gae
sarah- hes white
mica- so ur dad is a lesbian
sarah- no what the heck I said he is white
mica- so he's an lesbean
sarah- no ur dad lesbean

by whosrory March 6, 2022

ur mum

someone whos hot

hey your mum hot

by urmumishot2 July 21, 2022

Ur Aunty Ace

Worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian. Not as nearly as bad as Ur granny tranny. It does a lot of damage and will send your ass to the shadow realm

Mike: Your mom gay and ur dad lesbian

Corey: *thinking* damnit I can’t afford to say ur granny tranny
Corey: Ur Aunty Ace
*Mike is now D E A D*

by BeenTiredSince100AD March 13, 2018

National Monk ur friend KYLEE

December 28th

National Monk ur friend kylee includes throwing their books, stomping on their feet, and then screaming “GET MONKED HAHAHAHA” In their face, all while doing the gangnam style.

by CANIJUSTPUTMONKASMYUSER December 14, 2023

Shitting ur Pants(SuP)

The non-literal act of being sarcastic or using exaggerative language

Yo Jack fucked Tim hard last night. Really? Nah im just shitting ur pants(SuP) LOL

by Dulluie September 30, 2010

Ur call

When you let someone make there own choice. Even though the right thing to do is go cuddle and watch a movie.

Its ur call if you are coming over

by Chzburger December 28, 2016