man tits 

The disporportionately large pectoral muscles that a man develops when he spends too much time at the gym working his mirror muscles. Often accentuated by waxing.

A: Do you think that guy's hot?
B: What? No! Look at those man tits. He needs to get a life and spend less time at the gym.

Personal trainer: So what can I do for you?
Customer: I want to get in shape, but I don't want man tits or anything.

man tits by Robertito August 4, 2012

Man Bag 

A stylish small pouch with one strap, or a larger messenger bag, simply carried by men. The men who wear these aren't all necessarily gay, just metrosexual, or just have a good sense of style. Just because a man dresses decently doesn't mean he's a homosexual.

Girl 1: Look at that Man Bag, ugh he's so gay.

Girl 2: John isn't gay actually, he just dresses decently. You should get some fashion advice from him yourself, your shoes are stupid.

Man Bag by !Olivia! October 4, 2008

man beast 

A small but ugly female that prowls on young males only at night time to hide hidieousness!

Man if ur walking watch out for the man beast
Dude the man beast likes you

man beast by Nigel Jermey August 6, 2006

man bear pig 

A part man, bear, and pig being. This is a freakish looking being that can only show its face during the day, because at night it becomes a very ugly, human...eww..gross.. I know this is very scary. This ugly being could just stay as a man bear pig instead of this ugly human form. If seen, do not approach, as man bear pig will pluck your eyes out and eat you.. Shes a bastard..

Dude that girl in our class is a total man bear pig.. Oh shit.. it's night time.

man bear pig by J J December 7, 2006

Man Handle 

A girl who fights or handles a person like a man would.

She man handled that boy into his locker.

Man Handle by OnthatCrazySh*t April 7, 2011

man flops. 

This word is in case some guy gets it though his head that he in fact has lovely feet and wishes to share them with the world... resulting in man flops, male flip flops. These, should never be worn.

Karyn: "UG WHAT'S THAT?!?!??"
Megan: "That would be Roberts feet..."
Chris: "when is he gonna learn to never wear man flops.."

man flops. by utterly_emo June 24, 2006

Man Rape 

The ultimate way to settle disputes.

If this guy keeps on talking, I'm going to Man Rape him.

Man Rape by Jewish Jon May 5, 2009