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Angry Dragon Monkey Tash 

Whilst recieving oral sex, the man, uses the hair of the female to pull her to the point of gagging on his penis. At which point, he ejaculates and the lack of air forces the cum through her nose to look like dragon nostrels, the man then takes from a small box next to the bed, his freshly shaved pubic hair and throws it on her cum moustache. A combination of the monkey face and angry dragon....
I gave Emma Henry an Angry Dragon Monkey Tash, and she said thank you!!!
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hot monkey sex 

Very wild sexual intercourse that may or may not involve the use of monkeys.
After the annual Barn Dance, Joe-Bob and Mary-Joe had hot monkey sex in the stable, waking up all the animals in the process.
hot monkey sex by Oprah February 25, 2003

Piss Monkey 

piss monkey a name given to mice and rats for their constant peeing pooping and destructiveness
I smell a piss monkey and see his calling card I know hes here tearing up stuff

mouse ,rat ,squirrel ,groundhog ,chipmunk
Piss Monkey by littlejimmie December 21, 2015

brass monkey 

a 40 of Olde English 800 mixed with some OJ.

Typically one drinks the 40 down until the beer is level with the top of the cylinder of the bottle, then fill the bottle back up to the top with orange juice.

It is a very tasty treat.

Otherwise known as the "poor man's mimosa."
You wanna hit this Cognac man?

Nah... Poor Man's Mimosas until the day I die...
brass monkey by Tha Cuddla August 26, 2004
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Rally Monkey 

The Anaheim Angels AKA The Los Angeles Angels of Anahiem rally cry which is used when the Angels need to rally for a win. Made famous during the 2002 baseball season & 2002 World Series.
"It's Rally Monkey Time!" flashed the Angels Stadium scoreboard showing a cute little monkey dressed in a Angels baseball uniform.
Rally Monkey by BruinKiller3469 March 22, 2009

Dirt Monkey 

Archaeologists who do large amounts of field work or do field work for other people's research. Mostly these are archaeologists who have yet to recieve their degrees or who don't have footing enough in the field to lead their own projects or obtain steady work.
They are so named for the dirty state in which they return at the end of the day.

This is in contrast to academic members of the field and is closely related to the term 'shovelbum' in that all shovelbums are dirt monkeys, but not all dirt monkeys are shovelbums. Dirt monkeys also include field school students, research assistants, and laborers. They are not a glamourous bunch who stand at odds with the archeostitute.
The field school students and the shovelbums got along well, dispite their differences. After all, they were all dirt monkeys.

Tundra monkey 

Usually a name for a native person
i went to the fish market and i saw a tundra monkey picken out the salmon