Senior Takedown

when, after you get humiliated by a Senior student at your school, you devise, and carry out, a plan that ends in answers and complete humiliation on the senior student who took you down in the first place

Mark: There ya go, loser!
Dane: Aw come on, man!
Mark: Fuck that, i'm going to have awesome buttsecks with my gf in the office
Dane: you know what, that gives me an idea
*hooks up a camera to the main television system*
Dane: Pure... gold! internet gold at that!
* The next day*
Mark: Yesterday was amazing
Jack: Yeah, you had buttsecks with Brenda
Mark: lolwut?
Jack: Dude, you did you, or did you not see the TV in the office that showed the whole moment start to finish?
Mark: Aw, shit...
Dane: status on "Senior Takedown", accomplished!

Senior Takedown by your best idiot May 15, 2010

Ghetto Takeover 

The phrase used to describe when many a ghetto show up.

girl1: whoa! when did they get here?
girl2: idk but its a Ghetto Takeover!!

Ghetto Takeover by lovelycolors November 3, 2010

Eyeglass Takeoff 

When one who wheres glasses witnesses/hears an epic fail. (s)He takes off said glasses slowly and places them down on a table, then normaly begans yelling. Hitler did this in the bunker sceen from Downfall.

Person One: Hey man, what's up?
Person Two: Not much, you?
Person One: I have been on /b/ alot recently, I am slowly falling in love with that board!
Person One: *Eyeglass Takeoff* WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU THAT BORAD IS NOTHING BUT BULL-etc etc

Eyeglass Takeoff by ROFLMAO the Narwhal January 11, 2011

FB takeover 

When Facebook takes over all life and is everyones emotion. Past the point where people literally starting writing on peoples walls and say "lol" out loud when they find something humerous.

Dave- "Hey, I put ILY on your wall yesterday. Didn't you see it?"

Michelle- "What the fuck asshole? It took me an hour to scrub that off. But I did lol about it for a little"

Mitch- "FB takeover"

FB takeover by doodoopants92 February 20, 2011

Alternate Take Freak 

A person who must own a copy of every alternate take, live version and demo of a song.

"Though Jimi Hendrix made 3 studio albums and 1 live album, Bob has to be a Alternate Take Freak and own every demo

Alternate Take Freak by reddddddddddddddddd August 23, 2011

Ordering Take Out 

Requesting someone over to your place for a sexual encounter using an ad placed on a personals website's No Strings Attached section.

Example 1:
Looks like I am Ordering Take Out tonight.

Example 2:
I Ordered Take Out last night and she was fabulous.

Ordering Take Out by TheAllyKat December 31, 2011

go take a selfie 

An insult given to someone who's acting like the kind of person that would take a selfie or who's just acting dumb. It pokes fun at the term, "selfie" for being both pointless and ubiquitous on many social media sites.

(Person #1) "Hey, let's play some Call of Duty!"
(Person #2) "How 'bout you go take a selfie?"

go take a selfie by TheThingStanding November 19, 2013