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Jess (scoot) 

Female who rides a scooter and constantly gets in the way of other people. Some people get that angry they hit her.
Ed: I got snaked at the skatepark today
Iris: By Jess (scoot)?
Ed: Yes. How did you know?
Iris: She does it to everyone. Did you hit her?
Ed: Yep
Jess (scoot) by bobmcbobchimp November 21, 2010

angry scooter 

When a shaven man has sex with a girl and she gets subsequent pubic rashes on her labia.
I thought it was herpes, but the rash was just angry scooter.
angry scooter by Antibaby December 27, 2010

snail scootchin' 

The act of two or more chicks going at each other in the sack.
First guy - "Cinemax was really good last night."

second guy- "Yeah there was a whole lot of snail scootchin'

going on!"
snail scootchin' by T.A.I.N.T January 16, 2011

douche shoot 

noun referring to female genitalia; hole into which one shoots douche.

also noun; a miserable female boss who hasn't gotten laid in years, she has huge hips, an enormous ass, horrible hair, tacky blue eye liner and terrible clothing.
I'm about to tell my manager to take this job and shove it up her douche shoot.

Dooker shoot 

First coined by Lydia Fraley McCormick in roughly 2005, it is the act of pretending to fire rockets out of your own or a childs ass as if it were a rocket launcher.
"I'm going to make the baby dooker shoot you" by holding the child on its back, gently jerking the leg, bent at the knee, back towards you like cocking a shotgun with the babys butt aimed at the person, and issuing the noise associated with children pretending to fire a gun.
Dooker shoot by AuntieT November 21, 2011

Mexican scoot 

The act of moving forward at a red light numerous times while the traffic in front of you is at a complete stop. The more room you leave in in front of your car the more scoots per red light you can get. Followed by extremely slow acceleration when the light is green. normally in a suburban or other SUV with over 8 occupants.
I was at a red light. I thought it had turned green until I saw the suburban in front of me pulling a Mexican scoot.
Mexican scoot by cdhrham420 June 20, 2013