penis flytrap 

A vagina that was shaved several days previous to intercourse and therefore has short, sharp, stubby pubic hairs. Before her vagina is wet enough to enter, the male attempts to stick his penis in and the vagina lips cave in around the cap/shaft of the penis, thus scratching the cap/shaft of the penis with the short, sharp, stubby pubes. The situation resembles that of a venis flytrap closing around its prey.

"Hey do you remember Mandy from barnes and noble? yeah man I got her to come over last night, but I didn't get her warmed up enough and that biddie's snatch penis flytrapped me."

"Dude, that's no good. Ya gotta put a little work in before putting it in. You're better than that."

<sigh> "I know man, I know."

penis flytrap by BdazzL March 23, 2007

Penis Head

When a man has a buzzed hair cut, along with an extreme receding hairline which resembles a penis with two balls.

Did you see Grant's buzz?
Yeah, he's got a straight up penis head

Penis Head by Paul McElwain December 9, 2007

Penis theory

Penis theory is a catch phrase used when a male person does something, says something, or just behaves in a certain way that is attributable to nearly ALL men. These actions and behaviors are usually pointless, without significance, or increase stress or work and most females would never act this way. This phrase is most often used in a negative aspect by females in response to these frustrating behaviors exhibited by men.

My husband wont stop and ask directions: "Penis Theory".
The toilet seat is up: "penis theory"
Six trips to the grocery store due to lack of a list: "penis theory".
Speeding up and passing someone then slowing down in front of them thereby wasting gas and showing off: "penis theory".
Constantly flipping tv channels: "Penis theory".

Penis theory by Future novelist July 20, 2011

Penis-2

A derogatory nickname for the PS2 console.

Look at that little buttboy with his Penis-2. What's his name? Oh yeah, sony roolz.

Penis-2 by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia September 19, 2003

penis cheese 

An awful smelling penis, the next morning after a night of sex. This can be caused by the girl he was with the night before has a smelly clam, but not necessarily.

I went home and took a shower right away before my girlfriend got home. Cause if she wanted to have sex, she would have smelled the penis cheese and knew I cheated on her.

penis cheese by Frogboy November 7, 2007

Penis Garage 

A whores vag which is good for nothing else but storing a penis, and its forth-comming cum/junk.

1: dude where do you store your shit?
2: in that dirty whores penis garage!!!
1: ooooooooh snap

Penis Garage by kayla292929 December 31, 2008

penis-fight 

when two penises meet hole to hole and begin to pee on each other in a violent sort of manner. when both dicks begin to call each other mean unapeeing words. hahah get it peeing

have a penis-fight in bed

penis-fight by bbboooobie mama July 23, 2009