Teddy Penis

a boy/guy with a small penis as to where it looks like he doesn't have one.

Omg! Becky did you see Charlie's teddy penis?!
I saw it last night when he showed me & i nearly pucked.

by Karen O June 27, 2006

Penis worm

Slang term for "priapulid" (phylum or class Priapulida), any of some 15 species of predatory, marine, mud-inhabiting, unsegmented worms of uncertain classification.

"Finally, there is a type of worm called the priapulid worm or penis worm, named such for its nose-like end which can be stretched or protruded, thus resulting in it looking like a penis."

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by Verne D. Fukawi September 12, 2008

Flaccid Penis

Similar to the use of the word "pussy" as an insult, "flaccid penis" is a more appropriate term for backing out of important decisions and events due to fear.

Him: I really want to ask this girl out, but I don't know if I can
Her: Don't be a flaccid penis! Go for it!

by FightingOneFP-AtA-TimeAJ May 29, 2018

penis mobile

A cocky car

Ride the penis mobile for true enjoyment!

by dick December 30, 2003

Penis Driver

1. One who drives a penis
2. Mike Harris
3. One who's penis was seen by ghosts
4. One who has sex with British gypsies
5. Applied to any number of people who meet the following criteria:

1) Drives a penis
2) Uses the internet to meet skanky women
3) Says things "Sound like Diddy"
4) Leaves the state for days to fuck random whores
5) Needs to coat his penis in honey and stick it penis in a beehive.

Mike Harris is such a penis driver

by Jennifer Drouin January 31, 2004

Penis head

A word used to describe a person who likes to suck cock and be a BITCH.

don't be a penis head Mr. Meyer.

by kaizer569 May 29, 2008

Penis on fire

When a girl goes to give you a blowjob and she asks you for a cigarrete or tries to light one whilst down in your penis area and it maanages to light up your pubes and penis so that your penis becomes on fire

Jake : OMG dont tell anyone but abbie was giving it to me and took a fag and set fire to my pubes and gave me a penis on fire

Adam : haha, u infertile loser

by dani314 October 30, 2008