vanilla long john

A penis covered in ejaculate.

I busted such a large nut that my dong has jizzum frosting all along the shaft, a vanilla long john!!

by danglyballzjohn January 22, 2017

prank him John

a r@pe joke

-prank him john

-yeah u already know

by koki January 15, 2022

John Gallagher Jr.

1) actor: Tony-Award winning stud muffin
2) singer/songwriter: lovely words and voice match his lovely face
3) super cute

I am so glad John Gallagher Jr. hasn't joined his old friends on Glee yet, so I can keep him all to myself

by powerfulaspretty November 13, 2010

John Paul Stevens

A Supreme Court justice older than the known universe.

Damn, John Paul Stevens makes John McCain look like a carefree teenager!

by Stevensfan March 7, 2009

John Zorn

Jewish New York based musician who used to make good music, then started to make tepid Jewish music (because 'it is his faith').
Met up with funk metal singer Mike Patton, and the rest went downhill from there.

John Zorn was better with Eye that Patton

by smiek November 3, 2006

John J. Johnson

The inventor of Super Smash theory. Discovered in the ghettos of Texas due to his prominent thumb and excellent use of Deeks. Survived the snow at Hyrule as well as the Bunggle in Congo Jungle. Most impressive player to ever handle the "sticks". Has handed down his excellence to the Joe's players, Maalouf, OB, Harvey, Girard, and OD.

"Hey dude you got to put John J. Johnson in."
"No, Johnson don't play with no Aquinas trash"

by Peeksownssmash May 23, 2009

John Henry Eden

John Henry Eden or President Eden, as he is often referred to, is the president of the Enclave in fallout 3 in the year 2277. The Enclave had a predecessor to Eden, his name was President Richardson after his death in fallout 2, Eden was the next in line for presidency. Eden is a robot with artificial intellegience, it became selfawere after the war in a goverment security bunker/station. Where he began downloading data, especially from previous presidents in a America. And he became a mix of himself, and every great american president. Eden is evil not evil or trying to hurt people unless he thinks it is necessary although his sinister plan to annihilate all impure or infected individuals in the wasteland...(which is pretty much all the people in the wasteland except for those who dwell in the vaults or anyone from the enclave) he does imploy propaganda into his radio station and giving the people false news but he is only acting like he does is because he thinks its the quickest, best and easiest solution and because Eden believes that only pure humans unaffected by radiation is the key to hummanitys preservation and survival.

lololl John Henry Eden

by manwithanswers July 7, 2010