Telethapee

Precognition regarding urination; a premonition that someone near you will have to pee soon.

Ross suddenly stopped talking mid sentence, and started closing his eyes - "You have to pee, don't you," he said, showing off his newfound telethapee.

by BJS February 23, 2022

tellyana

annoying asf

tellyana stfu pls

by big mommmy March 6, 2022

teltschik

To have a God complex

Dustin Teltschik

by Kaylo Gaylo March 29, 2022

Telmuun

He is a very cool, kind person, he is none like others, very unique person. He is very handsome, but he isn't a player. He is also very athletic, and loves the act of sport. Cooking is not his thing, but he is very supportive. He's been through a lot in his past, but he's very mysterious, but some say he's been through deep dark stuff in the past. He is pretty introverted but also he is perfection.

P1: I saw Telmuun at the library today, he was reading alone.
P2: Oh really? Did you finally go up to him and confess your love?
P1: Ehmmm.. not exactly, but when I walked up to him I just completely froze. Then he walked away, because of my awkward freeze act up :( .
P2: Don't worry I'm sure that didn't ruin anything.

by sunmoon467 April 3, 2022

Telly

A British term for television.

All I've done during my vacation is sit on my ass and watch the telly.

by UltimateDoge April 7, 2022

Telepathic nut pain

When your nuts hurt, its very painful
Guy 1: my nuts hurt

Guy 2: Im sorry man, why
Guy 1: I witnessed another guy get hit in the nuts
Guy 2:oh yeah Im feeling it now

Im having insane telepathic nut pain because his nuts just bust open

by HLick April 11, 2022

Televisitis

Weird Obession over T. V.

Ouya has a weird case of Televisitis

by Fbfhfczsgg April 12, 2022