Yousef's Mom 

utterly milftastic.

quiznos footlong 4 dolla meatball maranara torpedo. oh baby.

just stick it to the man.

there are tits on yousef's mom's chest.




aweee yeahhhh......

















tits.

Yousef's Mom by Quizno's Comercial Announcer April 11, 2009

you're mom 

literally an insult misspelled by noobs (your mom)

Noob: YOU'RE MOM MUAHAHAHAHASHAHAAHALOMUAHAH

Person1: that guy doesnt know english

you're mom by eggsyego123 May 22, 2018

Peter's Mom 

Peter Bantle's mom, by far the hottest mom in the history of the universe! I want to F*CK her up the @$$!

peter's mom is hot! I want to do her so bad! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Peter's Mom by John Doe April 25, 2005

single mom

1. An unmarried female parent raising children.

2. A woman working more than 40 hours a week while simeotaneously cooking, cleaning, and nurturing the future generation without the benefit of a helpmate.

75% of single moms in America find themselves in this position due to the rising rate of divorce, not sexual indiscretions.

single mom by Sylvie L. May 22, 2006

Hockey Mom 

1- A mother who takes their children to hockey games and is very competetive

2- A pit bull with makeup

Hockey moms are known to make bad Vice Presidents of anything. Particularly large country.

Sarah Palin thinks that she can fool us into thinking she's an average citizen with her "hockey mom" BS. What a TOOL!

Hockey Mom by UrbanDickhead January 16, 2009

your mom 

The pinnacle of stupid and immature 12-year old jokes.

Johanna: What you doin' this weekend?
Kevin: Your mom.
Joseph: You're such a fucking moron...
Kevin: Your mom is a fucking moron.

your mom by Trollkicker December 22, 2009

Roblox Bloxburg Mom 

A bloxburg mom usually plays bloxburg with her friends, her style irl isbprobably a softie or something like that and they are usually very nice and like roleplaying with their bloxburg mom friends, some of them are super good at building houses in bloxburg and some of them are not. You also need robux to be a bloxburg mom, because bloxburg costs robux, and uh...

New player: *joins bloxburg for the first time*

Roblox Bloxburg Mom: Abc for mother and child roleplay

New player: Abc!

Roblox Bloxburg Mom by Random NoQ September 15, 2021