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D.G.A.F. Soldier 

A person who DGAF's all day, does what ever they want, and doesn't care what people think.
Garrett was a D.G.A.F. Soldier what he took a shit with the door open during a party.
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when you are not in the mood and u feel like commitin!

and not being sociable

Depressed in bits!
when nicole is in our group!

when wigz gets in his moods

when biff runs out of class

when a party is bollocks

when ciaran mcmichael or kemp is involved....

d.i.b man
D.I.B by BIFFA!!!! September 29, 2009

D-Howes Chicken Snacker 

When your lover takes a chicken snacker from KFC and dips it in ranch dressing, then proceeds to stick it up your ass in a fashion most unnatural. I've heard rumours that people will go as far as to remove the snacker after sticking it in the anus and eating it...there are many different ways of acting out this sex move that includes goats, cherries, pawakeets, chamums, and burgers from fat burger. I couldn't figure out where the word D-howes originates from but I believe it's a street in Kelowna, BC where the word originated from. Of course the idea of sticking a food item in your ass-hole is highly impossible, but I tried it and although it's sloppy it is most lovely. My girlfriends ass tasted most delicious after doing it. We know d-howes chicken snack twice a week.
Yesterday, I gave my wife a D-Howes Chicken Snacker, and we had to shower afterwards as it was a huge mess.
Dude Jersey Shore was so D.F.F last night. It was awesome.

That girl is always DFF its sad.

drunk 'n love drunk and down to fuck party jersey shore douche bag brawl throw down
D.F.F by Bigmack1211 March 25, 2011
To be dumb beyond actual belief
Bro your actually so d'airce
D'AIRCE by xxxasimple1 April 15, 2011

D.O.B.T. (Dirty Old Bitch Timmy)

A dirty old bitch with a penchant for sucking crooked penises and getting ass-fucked by door knobs and broom sticks while getting repeatedly teabagged by low-hanging old man balls.
My friend Robb is the biggest D.O.B.T. (Dirty Old Bitch Timmy) on the planet. He sucks more cock than all the whores in Las Vegas combined. His eyes are black and blue from all the old man nuts slapping his face and his hole is stretched wider than the Grand Canyon from riding so many door knobs.