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Florida Water 

A floral and citrusy perfume used in religious and spiritual practices. It commonly used in African Diaspora Religions and is used in contemporary witchcraft.
Did you see Solange carried a bottle of Florida water at the Met Gala?

certified water boys 

Only drink water and will be punished if they drink anything other then water
Guy one: bro don’t mess with them there certified water boys!

Guy 2: what’s a certified water boy?

Guy 1: the most health and crazy people you’ll ever meet

Colorado water balloon 

the act of a man pissing into a girls asshole, feeding her a bunch of laxatives and fucking it until all of the piss and shit squirts out of her
“i was at a party and i gave malarie a colorado water balloon

Dirty Water Hot Dog 

After a woman squirts on a man’s penis during sexual intercourse, he pulls out of her vagina and begins anal sex.
Allen says to Liane, “How was that dirty water hot dog last night?” Liane replies, “It was more delicious than the real thing in NYC.”

Hunk water 

Can be used interchangeably with the phrase pimp juice, but geared more towards gay males.

Also refers to semen.
I’m so thirsty for some hunk water

Mars water fish

A strange creature from mars trying to raid the earth and bring their friends to earth.He is currently acting as a 12 year old kid to raid the earth.The human is currently not finishing his homework.
Person1:OMG the mars water fish is raiding the earth to day!1!1!1!1
Person2:Fr? Tell him to finish his homework first!
Person1:ye LMAFO