Turdle

When you really have to take a shit and it pokes out of your asshole, specifically used when you must clench to retract it

Derived from "turd" and "turtle", comparing the nature of poo to the nature of a turtle

Person A) Bro, I have a solid turdle right now
Person B) Fix your shit, you sick fuck

by Turdlemaster June 9, 2018

Turdlette

Poop that was stuck to your butt..and starts floating around the water when you get in the bathtub

When my granddaughter got in the tub...we saw a turdlette floating around

by Honky Tonk Grandma September 24, 2018

Trtle

The coolest turtle in the seven seas, trtle is the swellest fella you will ever meat. Very accepting and politically correct, overall a great guy to be around

Also known as; Kurtle the Turtle, Kurtoise the tortoise

god i love trtle

by DaPoonSlayer November 25, 2018

thurtle

A person who always gets third place but there's three people participating

"Dude,you were so thurtle last Wednesday at the track meet!"

"Shut up bro,isn't that the first time you didn't place last?"

"No,but it was probably a normal Wednesday for you!"

"Anyway,thurtle isn't even a word that exists!"
"You winning a race isn't even a thing that exists."

by chocha65.34 March 19, 2019

twurtle gang

twurtle gang! twurtle gang is the gang used for the rad and cool people doods. they are the people who are nice, cool and caring and love to have a laugh. the gang is indeed used for a lot of purposes like..uh..(next topic)
You will be worshipped by the mighty king kong himself if you are accepted into this group

you are in the twurtle gang

by themightytylerhimself ;) July 2, 2019

Turtling

(Video Game - Fortnite): Term used when rotating at endgame by placing walls around you while you are move with/to the zone.

mongraal is turtling very fast and effectively.

by equinox_07 August 27, 2019

Turdler

An adult who is not only a turd of a person, but
also acts like a toddler.

Her mother is such a turdler!

by Ms. Storm September 17, 2019