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Turdle

When you really have to take a shit and it pokes out of your asshole, specifically used when you must clench to retract it

Derived from "turd" and "turtle", comparing the nature of poo to the nature of a turtle
Person A) Bro, I have a solid turdle right now
Person B) Fix your shit, you sick fuck
by Turdlemaster June 9, 2018
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