Raccoon Jesus

Raccoon Jesus is a nickname for current Los Angeles Kings captain Anze Kopitar. The name is probably based off of Anze Kopitar’s eyebags.

You see that goal Raccoon Jesus just pulled off?

Hell yeah! That was sweet!

by NHLStromeBros December 18, 2023

Jesus built

When someone is naturally strong/lean and never goes to the gym or has an open refusal to going to the gym.

“How’s he that strong he never goes to the gym?”
“I guess he’s just jesus built”

by Big Yang Wang December 2, 2022

Jesus Christ!

Shocked exclamation

Hym “JESUS CHRIST! ‘Jews can work for me as long as I can spy on them and put cameras in their house and follow everything they do’!? He went full Dr. JeepJorp! That’s what the living god Dr. Jordan PeeperJorp thinks! WOOOOOW! Wow! That’s crazy man! And ‘if you don’t believe in Jesus you shouldn’t have any power.’ Holy shit, we are in full Christian theocracy mode. Ha! Hilarious! That is wild. This is wild.”

by Hym Iam December 7, 2022

Furry Jesus

The dragon boss from the 2018 game Changed.

I started playing Changed yesterday but I couldn't get past Furry Jesus!

by ketchupss December 11, 2022

Jesus Handshake

A Jesus handshake is when someone spits on a cock then sucks it passionately while jacking it off and rubbing the balls. Once the man cums, they smear the cum all over the hands and rub it in their face then rub the cock on their eyes.

Person 1: Yo this person maya is a hot chick
Person 2: Yeah she gave me a good ol’ Jesus handshake!

by Cosmiccun7 December 13, 2022

Jesus

fake

jesus is fake

by fordashy is gay December 17, 2022

Jesus Solos

He is Him. He’s stronger, faster, smarter. Bro solos all of fiction and non-fiction. He transcends that which is us. He is just that guy.

Guy: Bro Naruto no diffs Luffy.

Guy 2: But can he beat Goku?

Guy 3: The fact they all got nothing on Jesus says a lot doesn’t it?

Guy: Wdym?

Guy 3: Jesus Solos in his sleep 😴

by Roronoa Musashi December 19, 2022