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Dead battery

When your wife is sleeping hard and needs to wake up, so you go in for a quickie to jump start her day while attempting to climax right as she wakes up
I'll be a little late to work today, need to take care of a dead battery
by MPaaS4Life August 5, 2021
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Dead

Is he dead?
Hym "Did you kill him? You have 3 hours and uuuuuuuum about 25 minutes by the time I finish writing this to get him dead and guarantee the safety of a child. As far as I know nobody is going to kill any kids in response to his murder. So... Yeah."
by Hym Iam July 20, 2024
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Ree-lon Musk's half mentally retarded dead kid

At least it died before Ree-lon's dad got a hold of it.
Hym "Ree-lon Musk's half mentally retarded dead kid managed to escape the grooming and molestation it would likely endure as a member of the Musk clan but the real question is: Does Elon's step-sister have to allow herself to get molested to aquire any of Elon's dad's money? I would guess PROBABLY and I am a very good guesser!"
by Hym Iam July 21, 2025
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Do ya fink its dead?!

Said by comedian and full time fucking legend, Devvo. In an early video or skit Devvo was in features himself approach a dead pigeon and he questions if it's dead or not before proceeding to kick it on the way to the Job center to collect his Dole
Devvo: "Ah that's minging. Is it dead? Do ya fink its dead?!"
by Wagwan dickhead May 23, 2020
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A box of dead

Refers to a box/meal of KFC, consisting of atleast 1 piece of chicken. "A box of dead clad in white and red".
Yeah dawg, gonna grab a box of dead for dinner
by Trini boi December 7, 2011
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Dead ass

Commonly confused with “deadass” but it’s completely different. “Dead ass” refers to something that’s not serious.
Beastars is dead ass a bad anime.
by deadhass June 17, 2022
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Dead Dog

by Neveah Hansen hater October 15, 2021
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