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school lunch 

One of the most disguisting food in the world. It consits of cold burgers, burnt vegeatbles, cold over cooked pizza, and cold food.
Tim got sick for eating school lunch and decided to sue the school board.
school lunch by punchie-247 July 19, 2009

School Sick

When a college student moves back home for the summer and realzes that his college friends are much cooler than his high school friends. Which then makes him wish that he was back at school.

Similar to Home Sick.
I'm so school sick, I miss my college friends. I wish I was back at school.

School-BUSted 

(v): To become stuck behind a school bus that makes many frequent stops, before you and your destination. All the while without letting anyone pass: creating a massive line of angry drivers behind you that blame you for stopping constantly. How to fix being School-BUSted, don't drive *or* plan around the bus. Having this happen 10 minutes before work is lame. There is a window of opportunity called Summer Vacation where becoming School-BUSted is impossible.
Boss: WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN, YOU'RE 30 MINUTES LATE!!??!

Me: I tried calling to tell you I got School-BUSted on the way in, but you didn't answer. I'm sure the kids wouldn't mind, being late for school, it'll never happen again.

Boss: (being cool FOR ONCE): Okay, why don't you just bike in?
School-BUSted by Veracht June 27, 2010

school hit list 

A list of which are people from your school whom you would murder of you had the chance.
My school hit list was so long that by then end of the day everyone was dead. It's a good thing I'm not actually a murderer.
school hit list by charcy May 1, 2015

school one 

when a social media user types "school one" in the caption of the picture of there self wearing school clothes.
Janet: yo bro did you see Davids new school one?
Ciaran: Yeah man it was fantastic
school one by TheMelonnn December 7, 2016

school food 

A type of comestible served at places of education worse than many other edible objects available (including and not limited to: paper, grass, shit, etc.) usually served during lunch or breakfast. It is usually dry and advertised as healthy though causing physical and mental suffering. Those serving it will usually not be allowed to make the food better to conform to strict guidelines set by the school system.
"Michelle Obama tried to improve school food but made it worse because most schools love cost cutting."
"The school food is extra fucking awful today, isn't it?"
school food by sithsiri October 16, 2017