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Potatosexual 

People who love potatoes especially big brown ones/ A person who likes pansexual people
Dude is there A thing with Bageths and Kukkuwa the potatosexual ?
Hell Yeaaa i saw em making out in the bushes
Potatosexual by Bagelaya August 15, 2023

Best Potatoes in Idaho 

Another name for Best Friends. Best Potatoes in Idaho references the abundance of potatoes in the lovely state of Idaho, and is usually used to reference two buddies. The friends that are described by this term are usually extremely sexy.
The mermaid and the badger were Best Potatoes in Idaho.

My Best Potato in Idaho and I don't live in Idaho, but we're still legal potatoes.

Purple Potatoes 

A phrase meaning you are suicidal or upset or having bad anexity. yeet
John was purple potatoes at night.
Purple Potatoes by _VAPORIZE November 28, 2018

i too, enjoy munching on potatoes 

A phrase used to say to another person in a polite manner, "Go screw off."
Tom: Hey Bob, did you see that new V2?
Bob: i too, enjoy munching on potatoes
Pot and OxyCotin usually used to have a good time
Dude! Yesterday I was completely hyped up after smoking some dankie potton! It was way rector, man!
potton by Isabella Franken August 21, 2005
An eccentric personality, frequently utilizes pornography as a tea substitute. Often found playing with musical organs and less frequently with own (male) organs. Occasionally has personal hygiene problems.
Look at that smelly man in the corner with his glasses stuck to his smart phone grunting with pleasure, he looks like a complete Potton.
Potton by Greengrass November 12, 2012