The bowel movement that shockingly reappears in the toilet bowl after an initial disappearance with a full flush
by Scooped October 11, 2009

by big gay icecream November 8, 2020

When a big black man with ABMS pulls down his pants/shorts and/or underwear then proceeds to poo off the edge off a building, out a window, or from some other indecent place.
by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! May 3, 2024

A messy substance which you must carry on to a flight because the airline wouldn't let you bring more than 100mL of the sham poo.
Unlike sham poo, real poo is solid and thus circumvents the arbitrary limits on liquids carried in carry-on baggage.
Unlike sham poo, real poo is solid and thus circumvents the arbitrary limits on liquids carried in carry-on baggage.
by bitchuck September 13, 2024

by jon2522 April 13, 2016

When you smear your own shit on the Lincoln Memorial and write out the name ABE in bolded shit letters.
Dude my friend Jim went Abey-Pooing last weekend, shit was so firee.
Who up Abey-Pooing right now?
Did you see the guy who arrested for Abey-Pooing
Who up Abey-Pooing right now?
Did you see the guy who arrested for Abey-Pooing
by UnbentRaccoon February 24, 2025

by CameronBri October 24, 2017
