sweaty bed monkey 

Your boyfriend after a particularly energetic bout of love making.

My sweaty bed monkey took me to dinner first.

sweaty bed monkey by Iwan October 25, 2009

Magic Media Monkey 

The same as "Magic Monkey" or "Magic Nigger" (but with the emphasis on the fact that this wonderful but largely mythical creature mainly inhabits the wish-world of the liberal media establishment): a black person who is polite, law-abiding, peaceful, friendly, respectful to women, etc.

Look at that TV commercial - another Magic Media Monkey! Who do they think they're fooling?!

Magic Media Monkey by prairiefire July 5, 2010

FMS (Flying Monkey Syndrome)

When people (usually people of power; bosses, parents, etc) are obviously/blatantly making things/shit up - You can almost see Flying Monkey's coming out of their ass!!

Oh I see Flying Monkey's; and they are coming out of your ass. FMS (Flying Monkey Syndrome)

FMS (Flying Monkey Syndrome) by mbinsane February 22, 2011

Feral Trailer Monkey 

The children left to run wild in trailer parks.

I was afraid to water my flowers because there were feral trailer monkeys in my yard again.

Feral Trailer Monkey by BabyFister March 2, 2011

brazilian smuggle monkey

It's when you stretch your foreskin around her mouth and have her blow into it, producing a vibrating sensation.

The girlfriend kept mouthing off to me so I gave her the Brazilian smuggle monkey

brazilian smuggle monkey by Ornstein/Smough December 21, 2013

Freeze the Monkey

Verb | To have sex with a Snowman.

(Original definition by a YouTuber named "CaptainSauce")

"Hey Amy, did you hear that Kevin said he would Freeze the Monkey last night?"
"Yeah, Emma! Kevin is such an idiot sometimes!"

Freeze the Monkey by RandomMoron February 22, 2020

Brain Damaged Monkey

A stupid and annoying person that probably deserves to be shot or worse. This type of person constantly acts like an idiot but still thinks they're smart even though they literally have rocks for brains. And they are so annoying that they act like a real monkey

This kid from my school is a brain damaged monkey

Brain Damaged Monkey by TURDSLUGPOOPCHUTE July 19, 2020