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Confiscate the moneys

The act of "nutting" or ejaculating in a victims eyes and then robbing them blind.

The name is a double-entendre as you literally are "confiscating" a person's money and because it was created by a jewish man named Kahn, who loved to steal shmeckels with his eye-nut technique. Because of Kahn, the name Kahnfiscate the moneys was popularized, sadly mistyping has changed history.

A very common sign of disrespect in the 17th century, however is now resurfacing due to its use in the chorus of the song "black beatles" by Rae Sremmurd.
Black beatles in the city, be back immediately, to confiscate the moneys.

Tim: yo, Kahn. Can you buy dinner?

Kahn: sure, I just confiscated the moneys from this thicc girl.
by Meatorino69 December 5, 2016
mugGet the Confiscate the moneysmug.

money meech

The number one pred in your lobby or number one pred on your block. You just never know with this guy
Money meech got to me last night. I need therapy.
by FernFernFern April 11, 2024
mugGet the money meechmug.

Money laundering scheme

Oh, well maybe I spoke to soon.
Hym "Yeah, they got all sorts of money laundering schemes. Now take the retards money, put it in an account to which I have exclusive access. Tell me we're you are going to view this and/or me. Put the person doing it in a cage and shut it down. And then I don't murder any kids. None of your kids get murdered by me. Just like that, it's over. Then, you don't do this shit to other people. And then THEY don't murder your kids either probably. Thank you kindly."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2025
mugGet the Money laundering schememug.

cheeseburger money

the smallest amount of money you can have to get what you want
“fuck i need me some cheeseburger money
by wellafella December 16, 2023
mugGet the cheeseburger moneymug.

any mount uh money

A way of saying "any amount of money" where you state each word in the phrase using just one syllable to express your thoughts quicker while trying to sound cool at the same time. Often used while offering some sort of challenge to friends or anyone nearby.
Loudest guy in the room: I bet any mount uh money none-uh-yall can beat me in (insert your favorite video game)!
by He-ro December 28, 2022
mugGet the any mount uh moneymug.

Money Sniffin' Heeb

A Jewish boy who always knows that there is money in your backpack
Oh, come on you Money Sniffin' Heeb! How did you know there was $20 in my backpack?
by ChickenChocker69 June 11, 2024
mugGet the Money Sniffin' Heebmug.

John Money

A boogeyman name the right always drops in an attempt to invalidate trans research, while ignoring that John Money agreed with them and thought people could be turned trans, believing it to be a social phenomenon out of control. In short, right-wingers agree with John Money and his outdated views.

Pro-tip: namedropping is NOT an argument! Confront what's addressed instead of being a nuisance. And btw, Ray Blanchard is a fraud and he forgot to properly control against cis women in his attempts to prove his AGP rubbish.
Biologist: "Contemporary research has left us with vast amounts of empirical evidence that corroborate a biological stratification between the two concepts of sex and gender. This has resulted in us bettering our understanding of said phenomena and falsification of the flawed Blanchardian typology, and so on, so forth."

Matt Walsh: "Ok but there was a guy called John Money and he made lots of money and he was a SEXOLOGIST. JOHN MONEY, PEOPLE. JOHN MONEY BAD"

Dumbass: "This guy is perfectly sane and so smart! More people should be like Matt Walsh! Rage against the reptile lizard globalist regime! By the way, they're putting fluorine in the water!"

Wojak below is a perfect representation of a seething right-winger (e.g. Matt Walsh) having to resort to namedropping John Money to fearmonger because he has no valid argument.
by AgainstTransHate September 24, 2024
mugGet the John Moneymug.

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