Bean Can

To be so angry you could potentially throw a fucking bean can at ones face rendering them unconscious.

That guy just cut me. I'm going to fucking bean can that bastard.

by Vanetix August 23, 2010

how can I know what I think until I see what I say

I am so f#@c*d up right now I have to speak first and have everyone else tell me what I said later.

How can I know what I think until I see what I say?
Oh damn, I didnt mean to pull down your pants and suck your cock till you exploded. I really was just telling you how awesome it was to ride that cigarette boat around Paradise Island! Nice to meet you

by RedSonja1 December 11, 2010

fat guy in a can

The coolest Xbox Live Gamertag ever.

Fat Guy In A Can, Je De De De, Je De De De De De De De

by Fat Guy In A Can April 4, 2005

en can't read

stupid thing arknights community says instead of being helpful and contributing to the community ("en" here means the english part of the community)

random: hey, when will maintenance ends?
elitist: en can't read
random: shut the fuck up

by tktkou January 29, 2022

Two can Van Damme

It is the act of kicking the shit out of 10 vietmanese bar patrons while doing a gay split after a couple of drinks.

"Mikey?" "What did I just do?" "Dude, you totally two can Van Dammed those sumbitches!"

by jgf September 30, 2006

so you think you can dance

Horrible, horrible reality show that was created by the same satan that created American Idol, however, contestants dance rather than sing.

"Let's watch 'So You Think You Can Dance"!

"Better idea, let's shoot ourselves in the face."

by kidnutrageous July 30, 2008

a can of whoopass

Don't mess with,Blossom,Bubbles,And Butturcup.AHATSADADA

a can of whoopass suck it

by Sonic101TailsFucksCream May 2, 2010