The New Jersey Monster 

The monster that lives in the Pines of New Jersey
...EEk

I saw The New Jersey Monster and i pissed myself.

The New Jersey Monster by Joe Bob May 13, 2005

The "Magic Johnson" 

Having two females (both of whom are under 95 lbs, thus qualifying them as "spinners") simultaneously sitting and spinning on each of a mans index fingers by said females snatches.

"Man, did you see Drew last night?"

"Yea, that shit was crazy! He pulled off The "Magic Johnson" on those two girls!"

The "Magic Johnson" by NRS27 February 14, 2012

The Italian Job 

When she wraps your ding dong with a spaghetti noodle then performs oral sex

Vicky performed the Italian job on Mario.

The Italian Job by The Cold Slawer January 9, 2019

The heroine junkies hand shake 

How heroine junkies greet each other.

Step one: both parties hold out their outstretched, track marked arms,

step two: both take the avalable hand, and slap eachother's track marks for good luck.

:] Enjoy!

while walking down the streets of brooklyn, i often witness the heroine junkies hand shake, before, and after drug deals

The heroine junkies hand shake by Iwantmymovieback January 6, 2009

The Sloppy Joe 

When a guy takes a shit right in between a girls ass crack, then he fucks her.

A woman moaned as she felt the sloppy joe coming for her backside.

The Sloppy Joe by Seanzo (305 Click) November 14, 2006

The Edward Jonny

The Edward Jonny is a sexual act in which a friend that does not particularly enjoy the company of the other friend, goes to that friends house and receives oral sex from his mother. Such variations include hooking up with said friends sister, and touching her butt.

"Yo dude I totally ran the Edward Jonny train on Rich yesterday. His mom drank my gizz like a champ."

The Edward Jonny by Johnston Hughes January 8, 2009

The Hugh Jackman 

Its when you're getting jerked off by either man or woman (your choosing) between your legs from down under reverse grip style.

Bro 1 "one night i was taking a piss and my homie hooks me up with The Hugh Jackman"

Bro 2 "damn dogg that's a real friend"

Bro 1 "fo sho"

Bro 2 "skype me his name"

Bro 1 "UUUUHHHH"

The Hugh Jackman by Dino Da Hajidogg October 18, 2011