Missouri Mud Pie

The act of one removing their false teeth and gnawing on one's rectum with their gums.

I'll tell ya Jerry! Ole linda popped them chompers out Tuesday evening and gnawed on my butthole like a hungry beaver who got his teeth knocked out!

Best Missouri Mud Pie I've ever had!

by Uncle Eddie 985 August 19, 2025

Moon pie

When you moon someone and take a poop while doing it

He moon pied me out the window of the car

by Nasty Nate 772 February 26, 2022

Cream Pie

Is an ugly girl lies about how you rape her because you wouldn’t date her so you get lock up as a sex offender especially even underage girls. To give you the most heinous crime where even prisoners is the only crime they hate and kill you for it or rape you all the time for it. And then get killed.

This cream pie is going to the worst HELL possible.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ July 13, 2024

Mississippi Mud Pie

When two sibilings or cousins from Mississippi fornicate.

Toby: Paw why can’t I play with cousin Joey?

Paw: Why now lil Toby, Joey here’s a Mississippi Mud Pie!

by Mc666999 December 23, 2018

Mud Pie

when u nut in someone’s ass and the nut mixes with there shit and then when they poop it looks like a pile of mud.

“yo last night my ass get railed and he nutted in me. few days later i had to shit and it was a mud pie.”

by urmomscock October 11, 2020

Pussynut Pie

It's not what it sounds like, trust me

I chugged the Pussynut Pie after the kids went to sleep

by That Fat Furry Is Scary October 15, 2023

Magnesium Pie

An illegal pie, normally containing meat and ecstasy (where the ecstasy is either in the pie itself, or in the pastry). The flavouring is odd, and it's one of the more hated illegal pie/drug hybrids.

"That tastes disgusting... What is it?"
"Magnesium Pie! Got it from Oz! Beauty, isn't it?!"
"..... No."

by C L G June 28, 2018