by REAL BETA December 07, 2019
Being extremely hungover after a New Years party at your boyfriends involving an alcoholic liquid called Absinthe.
by chickenfcuk January 02, 2012
Get the im going to stab you to death mug.
When a elderly woman and/or man find someone they love deeply, and have an emotional connection. Pair up and live out the rest of their lives together and die happily.
It is a sexual encounter where you get stabbed in the back as they also penetrate your anus with their penis
by Planet_milfs May 13, 2022
A random girl texts you saying she's down to give you a blowjob. You ask your roommate to give you the room but he denies it, so you decide to go to the building's storage room with the girl instead. Your roommate is so adamant in not letting you get head, so he follows you all the way down to the storage room. Even though you manage to get into the storage room with the girl and lock it, your roommate, who is a master locksmith, decides to start picking the lock. Right as you are about to nut, he cracks the lock, and you end up nutting all over him. In a fit of rage, you start deepthroating your roommate in order to take out your anger for him messing up your blowjob. Then he starts to retaliate, so you decide to strangle him to death. A few more moments later, your roommate chomps your entire cock off. Instead of giving up, you put all your strength into keeping his jaw jocked shut, and in the end, he ends up suffocating to death from your severed cock deepthroating him all while the girl who just sucked you off is watching from the side.
by royalnegus812 December 03, 2024
by MrMprikiman October 12, 2023