bull dog eating mayonaise 

A rather graphic description of a well used and recently ejaculated in vagina

Rode it pumped it shot it, looked like a bulldog eating mayonaise!

bull dog eating mayonaise by hamman May 14, 2005

Sock Eater

A mythical creature that lives only to eat socks, and leaves a trail of odd pairs in its wake.

Sightings of this elusive creature are rare and unsubstantiated. It's habitat is thought to be somewhere between the sock drawer and the washing machine. Other theories place the sock eater closer to the tumble drier, but this is thought unlikely, as socks can go missing even when left hanging to dry.

Student #1: "I just keep losing socks everytime I do a wash, I have no idea where they're going"

Student #2: "Sounds like you're being stalked by a sock eater"

Sock Eater by Russell86 January 18, 2008

Ass-Eater 

Someone Who Follows Lil-B's Fitness diet.

Little B says eat 10 cups of Booty to stay healthy !
The average human body is 70% water.
Mine Is 80 Percent Booty !

Ayee Yo mann

I know you aint still nibblin on those carrots bruh

I thought you was a Ass-Eater

Ass-Eater by SnoopDoge January 20, 2015

Ass Eating 

A sexual practice once stigmatized, yet reclaimed to be sacred by the proud and profound writings of Lil B "The Based God" in his rare Based Freestyle, Imma Eat Her A$$. In this rap, the Based God tells of the great ways in which he is going to pleasure his female sexual partner, whilst ridiculing the pussy ass suckas who are not brave and dedicated enough to perform these sex acts, namely "ass eating". At the end of this inspirational song, Lil B "The Based God" explicitly gives a shout-out to lesbian women who eat ass. Straight up.

Kevin: Hey Brian, how was your date?
Blake: Yeah, was she cute?
Brian: She knows I'm into ass eating, I ate the whole ass bruh.
Kevin and Blake: #tybg

Rob: Hey Matt, I heard Jake broke up with Mary.
Matt: Yeah, I hear Jake didn't eat the whole ass.
Rob: How can Jake rep Task Force if he doesn't practice ass eating?
Jake: I ate that ass, the fuck are you talking about..? TASK FORCE, BITCH MOB!

Ass Eating by Taskforce_Visionary February 4, 2014

Eating Out 

Trust me, guys, you will get way more head if you do this, and she'll be happier to give it. Eating out is where a guy or girl performs oral sex on a girl. This is by far the easiest way to make her orgasm. First, make her comfortable by lowering the lights, and make sure she's turned on before you go down on her. gradually progress in your foreplay, removing her clothes for her. have her lay back and close her eyes. kiss her softly on the neck and breasts, slowly working your way down. use you finger tips to lightly stroke her stomach and legs and tease her. when she's moaning for you to take her, start kissing the insides of her thighs, and lightly stroke her clit, slowly, and not enough to make her cum. then, just when she can't take anymore, kiss her between her thighs in the same way you would kiss her lips. use your tongue to flick at her clit, licking it rapidly. put your tongue inside her, and move it around erratically, surprising her. you can use your lips and occasionally your teeth (very lightly) to pleasure her, and remember that the clit is the most important part. the louder she gets, the better.

I love eating out my girlfriend.

Eating Out by waternymph7 March 31, 2011

rug eater

it's the same as a carpet muncher, ya fool

rug eater by anonymous June 11, 2003

Hobo Semen Eating Dude 

A rare disorder related to Stockholm Syndrome where upon being mugged by a Hobo while taking a piss, the victim takes pity on the mugger and gives him a BJ. In an effort to comfort the Hobo and gain trust, the victim will swallow the Hobo's man custard. A bond develops between the mugger and victim, to such a level where, as a sign of gratitude, the Hobo returns the victims wallet (sans £60).

Mick: Dave, where you been?
Dave: Just been hangin' a piss in that seedy alley way, some cunt just stole my wallet
Mick: Right, so how do you explain the jizz running down the side of your mouth?
Dave: What? fuck that, someone get me a crowbar, I'm gonna go after the cunt who stole my wallet
Mick: Dave, face it, you're a Hobo Semen Eating Dude.
Dave: Dude, I'm strugglin'

Hobo Semen Eating Dude by Steamboat Willie Dude March 7, 2007