Rusty Eyeball 

When a man cums in the reciever's eye, after engaging in anal sex, but leaves little chunks of poop in the reciever's eyeball, making it look like there's rust in their eye.

Guy 1: "So, Kim and I were fucking last night, and she wanted anal. So I gave it to her and I busted a nut right in her eye, and there was a little piece of shit in her eye after that"

Guy 1's friend: "OMG DUDE LOL RUSTY EYEBALL!!"

Rusty Eyeball by K. Blaize February 7, 2009

raisin eyes 

When you stay up really late and your eyes start to feel like raisins (i.e. rough and dry).

Dude, I've got raisin eyes. I think it's time to go to bed.

raisin eyes by moobs1582 July 6, 2010

Brown Eye Back Fire

A Brown Eye Back Fire is when you take a dump and when the poop hits the water in the toilet it splashes up on your butthole. It is the most disgusting feeling in the world that everyone you’ve ever met has experienced.

Guy on toilet: “(splash) AHHHHHHHH”

Guy’s wife: “What’s going on in there?”

Guy on Toilet: “Fucking Brown Eye Back Fire.”

Brown Eye Back Fire by K1LL_4_FUN April 8, 2011

Blue Eyes 

Blue Eyes are known to be from the Cat Family:

Tiger.... sexually forward and dominant

Tigress......catches, plays and teases there pray

Blue Eyes like a tiger

Blue Eyes by TigerBlueEyes January 24, 2017

Black Eyes 

The most beautiful eye color in the entire world. Sometimes said to be a little demonic.

Do you see Mia's black eyes? They're amazing!
Umm... Thomas, don't demons have black eyes as well?

Black Eyes by Herpinator673 February 20, 2020

milk the one-eyed aphid 

of a male, to masturbate, to give yourself sexual pleasure by rubbing your sexual organs

when you are watching a porn Don`t forget to milk the one-eyed aphid!

milk the one-eyed aphid by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 24, 2009

save me eyes

When a guy or girl is out at the bars or a large party, and a creeper has attatched themselves with the hopes of getting laid, the guy or girl will give their friends the SAVE ME eyes

"I think we need to save Susan from that creeper dancing with her, she just gave me her save me eyes!"

save me eyes by kandycane123 February 28, 2011