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Brown water snake 

An especially long poop that may even coil up in the bowl due to its length.
After Thanksgiving dinner I went in the restroom and left a brown water snake that must have been 3 feet long.
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Brown balls

When you go so deep in her ass even your balls have shit on them.
We were fucking so hard I got brown balls last night.
Brown balls by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019

Brown Welch 

Where you shove a taco up your ass and shit it out. Then proceed to eat it
Have you ever tried brown welching? Its pretty great!!
Brown Welch by RandomPerspn400 August 6, 2019

Brown Ball Stamp 

The Brown Ball Stamp is when a man takes a shit on his partners chest, and then proceeds to dip his testicles in the fresh turd and then makes multiple stamps/images of his balls on his partner.
Did you see Aubrey after John Brown Ball Stamped her last night?
Brown Ball Stamp by GoatFYourself August 20, 2019

Brown Beard 

When someone is new to the internet, roughly from 1 second to 3 years, for them to learn the ropes and how the internet works. After 3 years on the internet, a Brown beard would become a Grey Beard.

..It's usually your grandparents who would fit in this bracket
"We got ourselves a new Brown Beard!"

Brown out 

A brown out is when use hard drugs enter a phase between being safe stable and not yet quite entering "passing out/ falling out" modes."Falling out" states include nodding out, falling asleep, so called asleep n beginning to die as lowered respiratory induces hypoxia, during a brown out may be awake conscious, so aware of breathing but may experience "kind of fluid floaty states" where blurs of vision, sense of "Idk maybe not slapped out of your carcass enuf to onset death, but have challenged to a specific middle point your spirit is debating it thus it sort of "stretchs" or "peeksabout". During which experience this "not quite blurs vision, but stars or other unexplainable changes to visuals occur. May include, onset of sleepiness. Hypothetically you just banged an speed inducing substance like cocaine soft or hard or possibly methamphetamine or other amphetamines. Paradoxically although the substance "speeding you" due to the circular system and heart being overwhelmed maybe this causes a lightness sensation. Because your riding a thin line between having a good time and dying bro. Brownouts are moments "feel a little stupider. Not quite handicapped, but intellectually critical capacity "think as you do atypically" has "wound down". Not quite the "dumb" feeling other drugs or getting "shit slizzered" but like your mind is lighter. Possibly due to the "soul stretchy bit".
I shot a half gram of that imported high grade substance X at Y's pad, yo I had to lay on the floor for like 3 hours! I was in a total brown out. I think I heard voices from my other lives but it was all good man. Whoa brown outs are weird man. Ima put down the point for a while.
Brown out by Fallopiantape August 28, 2019