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Jesus Christ Mohamed

A deliberate conjoining of two religious frontrunners' names in a single curse. Used in the same way as simply "Jesus Christ", usually to denote exasperation or dislike.
"Look man, the queue at the club is f--- long...!"
"Oh, Jesus Christ Mohamed!"
by dsx815 May 31, 2018
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Jesus

a carpenter that was praised for some reason from around the 20-30 AD
person 1 "you heard of jesus"
person 2 "the carpenter?"
person 1 "lol wut?"
by I understand logic March 15, 2021
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jesus (BUNNINGS)

This is any worker at Bunnings warehouse that knows what the fuck he's doing and is a sickunt for helping you when you try to find out the 3 ials that have 15 different types of tech screws
Jesus (Bunnings) thank you for leading me to the techscrews in ial 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

P2: no worries woka thatil be $5:98
by coop-meme March 25, 2021
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Jesus Fresus

John 8:32 - And you shall know the Truth, and the Truth shall make you free.

Jesus died on the cross to set us all free from sin.
Jack: It's been a long night. I guess I better get going.

Jill: Ok... Jesus Fresus

Jack: Jesus Fresus
by metalforJesus February 25, 2010
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Jesus Is Latinx

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😱: Jesus Is Latinx
by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025
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Jesus Piece

A man’s dick or penis
Girl drop those yams on this Jesus piece
by Jahnutz August 3, 2024
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Korean Jesus

"Hey, hey! Stop fuckin' with Korean Jesus. He ain't got time for yo problems, he's busy wit Korean shit!"
by pikcled January 31, 2023
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