A sad vacation to a sad location. The Ghettaway is the family getaway to Fort Lauderdale, the weddings in Palm Springs, the company retreats to Myrtle Beach, the honeymoon at the Hilton Honolulu. While most often accessed by car or RV, Ghettaway hotspots can also be reached via Spirit Airlines or Greyhound bus.

Common Ghettaway activities include threatening a divorce, sleeping with unattractive coworkers, wearing Oakley sunglasses, and yelling inappropriately at one's children in the line for cracked waterslides. Returning home with gift-shop T-shirts is typically considered a must.

The whole block knew it was time for the Bransons' annual Ghettaway to Virginia Beach when they could be seen packing their motor home with enough Mountain Dew for the two weeks of Spring Break.

Ghettaway by daltonjfk October 18, 2019

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S'ghetti-hed lookin-ass

When someone's hair is covering their face and people wanna toss their ass in the oven.

Person 1: Getcha S'ghetti-hed lookin-ass outta here boi before i toss yo' ass in the oven lookin like a bootleg skrillex.
Person 2: "cries themself to sleep"

S'ghetti-hed lookin-ass by Stevie magoose November 29, 2018

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