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big giant humongous turd

The largest shit you ever taken
Guy: I just took a big giant humongous turd!
by Bigsmartypant July 4, 2023
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yassified yaseefa turd

A person who is secretly in the closet (it’s okay we all support u) but everyone knows bc they are super yassified. Not to mention, they are also the ultimate turdhead so we include the turd in it.
Yusuf is yassified yaseefa turd and he knows it.
by lanananananana October 1, 2023
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Nut Sack Turbulance

Nut Sack Turbulance can mean many things!

1) Randomly Grabbing your nut sack and stuff!

2) Nutting with your nut sack and stuff and it causes Turbulance because the Nut Sack keeps moving.

3) Nutting with your nut sack while watching porn or cartoon porn and your brother or friend interrupts you, so you have the "which online girl is hotter" contest while nutting and wearing pants. Usually ends in going to the gym later.

4) Nutting the sack and there's pants covering it while in random outside places or the bathroom or office.

In almost all scenarios, you achieve PNC, then the mind gets clearer. Then you go to the gym later.
Edward: Nutting the sack in the bathroom to get ready to talk about Wall Street stuff.

*Nut Sack Turbulance!

*Earthquake!

Achieves PNC. Mind gets clear.

Blah blah blah trading stuff.

Wealth increases.

Does ten push-ups!
by HawaiianPunch1 December 19, 2023
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Nut Sack Turbulance

Nut Sack Turbulance is when you bust a nut to pr0n or cartoon pr0n and there's Turbulance. Sometimes you're just grabbing your nutsack and it causes mini Turbulance. You could probably bust to random videos and it causes Nut Sack Turbulance. Earthquakes and Destroyed cities and more. Not literally though, LOL!
Tyler: Busts to a random video or to pr0n with random music playing in the background or cartoon pr0n sometimes.

*Earthquakes!

*Destroying cities!

*Crushed buildings!

* Nut Sack Turbulance ends.

Andre: What did you do?! EVERYTHING IS DESTROYED!

Tyler: *Grabs nuts.

*mini Turbulance.

*mini Turbulance ends.

*goes for a run.
by CognitiveFuel December 21, 2023
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white knuckle turd trot

The way you walk when you’re holding a shit in that desperately seeks release
Did you see how Jabs was walking after he ate all that melted cheese? He was doin a white knuckle turd trot to the outhouse!
by Mister Manicotti December 1, 2023
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white knuckle turd trot

The way you walk when you’re holding a turd in that desperately seeks release
Did you see how Jabs was walking after eating all that melted cheese? He was doin a white knuckle turd trot to the outhouse!!
by Mister Manicotti December 1, 2023
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Another name for Richard James Ellington the third. He’s very good at procrastinating and somehow (cheated) pulled off a four in AP seminar. Richard is really good at predicting the future (because he’s an alien) ((looks the same too)) Richard smells like cheese and likes to cheese me. He is super gay and loves scissoring with Duane. Amen.
Are you Dickshart Shame Smellington the turds girlfriend?
No, his heart is taken by Duane Jauns. 😔
Damn.
by anonymous December 8, 2023
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