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fun sucker 

One who sucks fun.

A person who can take any situation where others are enjoying themselves and remove all pleasure from it. Popularised by the Lindsay Lohan movie Freaky Friday.
Bob: Hey, Frank. Wanna go cow-tipping with the guys tonight? It'll be a blast!
Frank: My dog was CRUSHED and KILLED when someone tipped a cow onto him.
Bob: ...

Chris: Hey, Frank. We're down at the river skipping rocks. Wanna come down?
Frank: My dog was KILLED when someone hit him with a rock when he was swimming. He DROWNED.
Chris: ...

George: Frank, you wanna come on a road trip during Spring Break?
Frank: My dog was RUN OVER and KILLED by college students on a road trip.
George: ...
Chris: ...
Bob: Seriously, man. What the fuck.
fun sucker by Lady Chevalier June 24, 2005
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Dick Sucking Diva 

A bitch who be sucking meat like she has cancer and it has the cure.
Dog, i don't mean to be rude, but ya momma a dick sucking diva son!
Dick Sucking Diva by Drew251 January 13, 2009
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serotonin sucker 

Someone who is so miserable they bring you down and sap your happiness.
Everytime I'm with that serotonin sucker brother of mine, I feel gloomy.
serotonin sucker by Jonfurstn November 25, 2009
Kim k wanted to suckma
suckma by LiLdrooppy July 24, 2018
a sexbot used primarily for oral sex

often true fuckbots include the functionality of a suckbot

"The next generation of suckbots are gonna rock, man! My local sex shop has me down on their list!"

"Loser. Geek."

suckbot by dsimms January 16, 2008
A talentless, irritating person who gets on everyones nerves. Often used as an insult (in my school)
Person 1: Omg I'm so irrelevant, but yet I can sing.

Person 2: Can you shut up you suckfish.
Suckfish by americanrain October 17, 2014

Sucking Face 

Aggressive kissing. Making out hardcore with short periods of breathing time.
Who Beatrice and Gerard?...Those two were sucking face all night!
Sucking Face by Stevie Y December 10, 2004