Egg

A white or brown round cone-shaped object that can either hatch into a baby animal, such as a duck, bird or chicken, or become food when humans try to eat them.

An egg has fallen off the shelf on to the floor and splatted all over the kitchen.

by PilotOfTheSea September 28, 2023

Golden Goose Egg

describing something as gloriously or spectacularly bad.

They would've beaten me if it wasn't for that Golden Goose Egg

by word guy [[[[ December 5, 2024

Cream egg

Luke Crap

Luke, you look like a cream egg

by MYlittleponey May 30, 2018

Thunder - egg

A rock-like turd, or hag-stone which, loosened by a massive overdose of laxatives and/or suppositories, exits the bowel at great speed, accompanied by copious, deafening flatulence.

I need to get the plumber in. I was bunged up for DAYS so I took a handul of Sennocot, and shot out a massive thunder - egg. My arse was like a machine gun - I shattered the fucking toilet bowl.

by DOGMAD June 28, 2018

King Egg Benedict III

Best father in the world

I always check the weather before attacking King Egg Benedict III

by King Samuel Benedict January 12, 2022

Egg Shell Selfie

A selfie that all white girls take where you can barely see each girls forehead

Yessss Becky get in my egg shell selfie, you go girl.

by Egg shell September 4, 2019

Eggs

Eggs is a short abbreviation for exactly

Eg:

john said "so I just put this piece on top of the other piece"

Richard : "Eggs"

by Joe Slogan March 26, 2022