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suckford 

a variation on Stepford, referring to Stepford Wives, where something is bland and lifeless but at the same time has exciting sexual advantages or is oddly a turn-on in a kinky sort of way

see Stepford Wife

alternatively, a small suburb of London where one can find such amenities as warm pints and hot knickers, often right next door

A Suckford Wife would be one who is robotic and soulless, but gives great sex.

A suckford job would be one you hate, or is boring, but has great side benefits -- for example, accountant at a strip club.

"We want to move out to Suckford, out by Humpshire"

suckford by dsimms May 26, 2008
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Cox Sucker 

Someone who is willing to pay ridiculous amounts of money to get internet from Cox Cable.
"My whole house is filled with Cox, and it's one of the best experiences of my life. But they keep raising the price. They started at $40 for preferred internet, then $45, then $50, then $55 and when they keep raising the prices, I feel like a Cox Sucker! I'm not a Cox Sucker! I don't wanna pay that kind of money, and if you're fine with paying that kind of money that makes you a fucking Cox Sucker! Don't be one!"
Cox Sucker by u fekn gooks November 6, 2014

Fucking Thing Sucks 

A general statement of anger or disapproval, whenever you encounter something you don't like or approve of.

Originated by Bill O'Reilly in a 1991 video of him blowing up over the closing of a show on Inside Edition.
"I can't even install Windows 7 on this computer! FUCKING THING SUCKS!"

life sucks and then you die 

Life sucks , then you die.But first life rapes you up the ass and slits your throat and leaves you to die.Then a gang comes along and beats the fuck out of you and takes your wallet.Then you get ran over repeatedly by a garbage truck.Then liberals tell you to be more sensitive.And then , if your lucky , you die.
Life's a bitch and she's back in heat...yup.. life sucks and then you die ...

Sucker Kick

When you kick someone who is not expecting it. Usually it is done to a delicate area like the head, spine, or crotch.
Did you see that guy get sucker kicked?
Sucker Kick by u_no_who_right March 10, 2010

wheel sucker 

To be on a long bike ride (training ride or race)and trailing a person or people very closely (thereby minimizing your effort and making the person in front of you do all the hard work)all day until the last leg, then taking off to finish the ride first in front of your buddies like you are hero.
"Did you see him last week? He is such a Wheel Sucker. He pulled a wellesley and rode up my back for 60 miles and then took off like a hero to finish the ride in front of us all!!! He should take some HGH, rather than make me do all the hard work"!
wheel sucker by The Real IG August 9, 2007