choke-the-monkey

Another term used to masturbate for a male (Choke the monkey)

Jacking off- Self pleasure until ejaculation or orgasim. The boy was so horny that he needed to choke-the-monkey.

choke-the-monkey by Ben Jolson May 19, 2008

Spank The Monkey 

When you own a giant stuffed monkey and spank him.

Chrys Starr likes to spank the monkey live on Facebook!

Spank The Monkey by Walden Scott February 18, 2019

Love Monkey 

A person who is always there for you! Who you can rely on. Their not bf or gf but they have the connection to be one to you. They are always happy and bubbly and are never upset.

Love Monkey1: Ohhh I am soo happy
Love Monkey2: Ohh soo am I
Love Monkey3: Im upset....
Love Monkey1&2: Whats wrong??!!??
Love Monkey3: I feel sick
Love Monkey1&2: Aww its ok we will take you to the hospital!

Love Monkey by savvygomanu801 October 14, 2011

Corn Monkey 

A Tennese Back woods, cave dwelling, inbreed Thats addicted to anything corn or porn. A real bug eyed, bat nose, freak.
They like to play with there poo and never leave there caves. Corn monkeys do not need a mate to breed, there unisex. Soapy water makes them multiply so avoid baths. When traveling in corn monkey terrtiory make sure to keep ur things locked up or they will steal you blind and use your pets for sex toys.

Sherry smells like a corn monkey !

Corn Monkey by Skillz-911 November 20, 2016

Go straight to hell flying on a monkey's ass 

A derogatory way of expressing your dislike for someone.

Hey Peggy, go straight to hell flying on a monkey's ass!

Go straight to hell flying on a monkey's ass by Out of the way Peedro May 3, 2010

Sand monkey 

A racial discriminatory slang term used to describe a Middle Eastern individual.

Good for nothing "sand monkey".

Sand monkey by angel3x2 March 28, 2009

cock monkey 

See also: prick, dick, twat, arse monkey, cock meister, cock gobbler.

An idiot of immense proportion, usually amazingly arrogant and annoying.

Also used affectionately.

Insult: (Spills your pint while dancing like a epileptic making toast in the bath) "You fookin' cock monkey!"

Affec: (You best mate shows you a polaroid of him teabagging you) "Aahhh, yah cock monkey!"

cock monkey by Gregatron September 23, 2003