April 12

National Send tit pics day

Boy: hey can you send a tit pic
Girl: ew no wtf
Boy: but its April 12
Girl: oh ok then

by anonymous April 12, 2022

April 4

the day martin luther king jr. died

hey its April 4, we should mourn mlk jr

by qwertyuio[]\ April 4, 2022

april fools

a thing that never happens anymore.

P1: without April Fools, april first is a depressing shell called "another day"
P2-16: (visual agreement)

by yardardar April 1, 2021

April 25

National spanking day. Go wild spank everyone!

Hey girl *spank*. Its national spanking day! April 25

by Obama fangirl 420 69 April 21, 2019

April 24th

Bro not even a joke if you were born on this day u are so cool broski stop being so sick 🤟🔥🔥🥶🥶

‘Woah i heard shes born on April 24th’. John: ‘she is thats why she so cool fam’

by IAmCoolDude April 7, 2021

12 april

If youre born on this day, youre fat and ugly and go take a shower. Your name probably starts with an S and you really like stupid fat ugly ass stupid horses.

Barbara: Hey! When were u born?
Sara: 12 april.
Barbara:Ew wtf go take a shower you nasty bitch

by cancollector June 1, 2022

April Troll

Doubting the validity of everything simply because it is April Fools Day.

Micheal is such an April Troll. I offered him a sandwich but he wouldn't take it because it's April Fools Day and he thinks I did something to it.

by saltyconfetti August 20, 2012