Dick Dandruff 

Slang for crystal meth.

"Hey, you should call your buddy and see if he'll sell us some dick dandruff."

Dick Dandruff by TwiztedSnowman November 20, 2016

dick diddly 

Fuck all

I know dick diddly in my calculus class

dick diddly by FalseBrit December 18, 2017

dick cheese 

the smegma found under the foreskin, with a pungently gross smell that fills the whole house. Often used as a substitute for Parmesan within poverty-stricken households.

"my dick cheese is evolving, i think its becoming a fetus!"

dick cheese by goliathancient July 29, 2018

Yoga Dick 

When the dick becomes so limber and stretched out due to excessive beej. You know that peaceful serenity you get. So loose and limber. Flexible. And now stretched out with increase length and loss of girth. You know that's suction baby!

Man T Rose been givin tha beej so much I got a case of yoga dick!

Yoga Dick by Beejerciser May 8, 2011

skip dick

Skip dick is when one's penis smells like the brand of crisps "Skips"

Jane: Wow Michael had really bad skip dick last night, might have to break up with him.
John: Hahahahaha that is grim blad

skip dick by TheGuyThatKnows July 8, 2016

america's dick 

a term used to describe Florida, because of its shape as it hangs from the country.

dude 1: dude, i have to go to Florida.. i hate Florida!!

dude 2: yea i hate america's dick too!!!

america's dick by LostSoulColo69 August 26, 2012

miles's dick 

really big enormous with a flattering look always a pleasure to see it and feel it

miles's dick is enormous

miles's dick by shandog May 28, 2014