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Donkey Boner 

when the male gets so mother fucking horny his dick gets as long as a donkeys dick
Me-Shell was bangin this fine ass chick when she did some nasty freaky things to him, and then all of a sudden, he got a long ass donkey boner
Donkey Boner by leroy vanderville November 8, 2007
as soon as you get in bed and wake up in the morning you have an erection that wont go away.
dude:hey are you asleep?
other dude:nah i can't i got this b-boner that wont go away
b-boner by deykota2001 December 31, 2008

Jungle Boner 

To achieve, either spiritually or physically, a raging dancing boner due to highly stimulating activities or anticipation of such activities.

Usually accompanied by a one legged dance and a little song.
More often than not, a Jungle Boner is caused by Jungle Speed.
"Last night while watching Matlock I got a ragging Jungle Boner"

Automatic Boner 

A boner that happens when david tells mickeys mom theirs no seat belts in their pool.
Mickey got an auto boner from boner boner boner

Automatic Boner in my mouth
Automatic Boner by AUTO BONER August 20, 2011

pilgrim boner

1) A guy dressed as a guy from Panic! at the Disco who has a huge sack.
2) What happens when Thanksgiving meals turn your dad on.
Upon observing the bulge in my father's pants that November day, I knew he had a Pilgrim Boner.
pilgrim boner by Stacersz November 25, 2007

sympathy boner

A sad wank
Man I am so wet from crying i so need a wank right now. Sympathy boner
sympathy boner by test12 March 22, 2016