bubic hair

The hair around ones butthole.

I hate it when my shit clings to my bubic hair (or bubes)!

by Bubes McGee December 24, 2015

Jeep hair

Driving a jeep with windows top or doors off results in all occupants having crazy hair or jeep hair

Person 1: hey you see that guy over there.
Person 2: yea hes got jeep hair.

by Ninja doge May 24, 2024

Hybrid Hair

Adult male hair on the top of the head grown long beyond typical corporate standards during the pandemic and kept while gradually returning to the office.

Did you see Bob's new hybrid hair? It's not easy to notice on the video conference calls, since he pulls it back into a ponytail.

by defleggend October 20, 2023

With your hair brushed back

Without a care in the world, thinking your slick, thinking you're untouchable, too comfortable

Don't be caught out here slippin' with your hair brushed back.

by TickDiggler December 3, 2020

Jewbic hair

A rare, but awesome, disorder in which a Jewish person's pubes are twice a poofy as their Jew Fro.

His Jewbic Hair was so enormous, he needed to wear a yarmulka on his penis region.

by VomSquad June 6, 2017

Pubic Hair

Hair that grows below your waist in the middle front side of your body

Guy1: Ah, I hate growing pubic hair
Guy2: I know, it sucks, it happens to me too, gotta deal with it

by The coolest boi July 5, 2021

noisy hair

a person has noisy hair if they are from epsom and have mousy brown hair. bonus points if they have two parents present in their home lives. the hair could originally be described as mousy brown, but becomes noisy brown when they start talking shit about people and gossiping.

person a: this girl from epsom keeps saying she has blonde hair, but it’s actually mousy brown
person b: nah, it’s noisy hair now. she snaked on my girlfriend even after she swore she wouldn’t tell anyone

by bettyinacardigan August 28, 2021