Zachery is that guy you know who has such a minuscule sex drive, that he is typically called a plant around the school yard. Species of plant varies, but most commonly, they're mint plants, also known as Mentha Spicata. They are typically referred to as plant by everyone who knows them and has very little social awareness when it comes to normal human interaction.
Guy 1: "Dude, that chick's ass was fucking massive, did you check her out?"
Guy 2: "Nah, not really into that stuff"
Guy 1: "What the fuck are you, a Zachery?
Guy 2: "Nah, not really into that stuff"
Guy 1: "What the fuck are you, a Zachery?
by An Enthusiast June 1, 2019
Get the Zachery mug.well for starters he drive a cheesy/ricey mustang with a peter puffer paint job. and only listens to koon tunes and does donuts in school parking lots with unprepared passengers!! hmm...is SUPER DUPER cocky (: not a good driver (though thinks they are). gets kicked out of NHS due to drug related incidents, dumbass. and one whos mother sunbathes outside and is best friends with the one typing this up! well yea that sums up what a zachary is like (:
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1.) Hey how was the night with Zachary!?
2.) All was going well till he wipped out his 2 inch code and don’t even get me started on his behind, thought I was about to fuck a gorilla...
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