Sticky Willy

The act of giving a "wet willy" except you use a hard penis with pre-cum at the tip.

by snickered December 14, 2009

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Willy Essence

The odour found in close proximity to the male genitals. It is usually a warm, moist, pissy smell, that lingers on the balls or on the Jock.

It typically occurs after a warm night, after strenuous exercise or after prolonged periods without showering.

It can be smelt when laying or sitting close to the male genitalia.

"Why Bob, What is that pissy smell coming from your jocks?"

"Don't worry Sandra, I haven't had a shower for a couple of days, that's my Willy Essence you can smell."

"Well have shower soon because that stinks like musty cock and I'm not going anywhere near that Willy essence."

"Jeez, sorry Sandra but I don't complain about your fanny essence."

by Young Skunk October 23, 2011

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dirty willy

Noun: A slightly more extreme variation on the childish prank known as the wet willy. Instead of inserting a finger into your mouth and then into someone's ear with a twisting motion, you first insert your finger into your anus, then into the recipient's mouth. Twisting is optional.

"-Why did Suzie leave school early today?

-Johnny gave her a dirty willy and she threw up...

-HAHAHA sucks for her."

by FruitoftheLoomis October 15, 2010

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Willie Nelson

one of the greatest country singers of our generation. had an unsuccessful start in nashville in the 1960s, writing hits such as "crazy" and "hello walls", but was rejected because music row thought he sang "funny". well he basically said screw you and in 1975 went back home to Texas and recorded one the best albums of all time- Red Headed Stranger- with his 9 piece band. This launched his career and he has been considered an outlaw and legend ever since.

Willie Nelson's voice sounds better on cover songs than the original artists.

by pdunny July 28, 2005

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