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Wiggle'd 

Being Wiggle'd is a severe state of inebriation, often to do with spouting nonsescial phrases and often become aroused and in desperate want of satisfaction.

Completely and utterly pissed, often used to refer to light-weights.
Usually accompanied by maniac laughing, and a severe case of the hornies. The morning after is filled with missing memories, mysterious stains and deep, deep regret.
Jim: Chloe's completely wiggle'd again.
Mike: But she's only had a sip of my beer!
Chloe: Hiiiiiiiiiiiii guuuuuuuuuuys! *hahahahaha!* Wanna make out? I'm soooo horny!
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tooth wigglin'

a raunchy make out session in which teeth may come loose and wiggle.
My oh my, he is so fine. We best be doin' some tooth wigglin' tonight.

So I heard Mary and Joe were tooth wigglin' at that party last night...
tooth wigglin' by woburn4eva August 28, 2010

inappropriate wiggling 

When two or more ice carvers are sharing body heat, and one or more move there bodies in ways that lead to increased friction and wetness. Only count if your in a tent in the winter with just one sleeping bag and lot of alcohol.
You can share my body heat but no inappropriate wiggling.

wiggle butt 

what happens when a supra temporarily loses traction when going straight, and the tail end wiggles back and forth. may happen in rainy/snow/sloshy weather.
I'd appreciate it if you didn't wiggle butt.
wiggle butt by ellemenno December 20, 2008

Arnold Wigglesworth 

A funny ass name that a middle aged black man called a chubby 20 something white kid at a Midwestern gas station in April 2005.
Lance: "Whats happenen Playa Playa?" "What's up wit Arnold Wigglesworth complainin' 'bout my lottery tickets?"
"Lemme get 319 50 cent straight twice."

JC: "Hahahahah.. Did you just call him Arnold Wigglesworth?" Instant Classic

Stick-wiggling Fucktard 

What Army Aviation mechanics like to refer to Helicopter pilots as. They wiggle a stick and they are fucking retarded, anyone can fly a helicopter, but not everyone can perform maintenance on it.
Joe: "Hey, that CW2 is a complete douche.
Bob: "Yeah, I know... he's always complaining about down-time for his aircraft.:
Joe: " well, if he weren't such a stick-wiggling fucktard, this aircraft wouldn't be messed up and he could be flying."

LUVIN DEM WIGGLIN TOEZ 

The gangster way of letting somebody know that you are enjoying their wiggling toes.
"DAMN GiiRL IM LUVIN DEM WIGGLIN TOEZ"
"Why, thank you!"