Vodka

The thing that funny people wish the had.

Hey that person who’s funny says they want Vodka

by KurizaLover25 October 19, 2019

Vodka

Holy substance drunk by the Russian armed forces as well as the civilian population. Very acidic for young children and may possibly kill.

Valoda stop drink the vodka
Just drank 10 bottles of vodka

by Tugelfan101 February 21, 2020

Vodka Energy

An alcoholic beverage containing one part vodka with an equal part of redbull

I want to drink but I don't want to fall asleep!!

Here, drink a Vodka Energy :)

by RENEEEEEE October 9, 2008

Vodkadin

Probably the best name for the best paladin healer ever.
Played on the RUIN battlegroup, spamming "Blame it on the Al-al-al-alcohol babay!" everytime he cast Divine Storm.
Played on Shattered Hand until hacked in July, 09.

Healadin: Does anyone know what healing addon Vodkadin uses?

Guildie: i don't think he uses one lol

by KaoKenVodka August 26, 2009

Vodkan

A person who makes or vends vodka, typically at street corners or in stalls.

I went to the vodkan and bought myself a few drinks.

by Onjalladude January 5, 2010

Vodka Zombie

One (usually male) who is so inebriated that they have the appearance of an undead creature. They are often spotted stumbling through social gatherings/parties, mumbling incoherently and usually end up face down with the cup of vodka still in one hand. With males, these foul beasts are often overcome by an insatiable lust for pussy, so watch out ladies. Don't try reasoning with these fucking beasts, as they are beyond help at this point of intoxication.

(Steve) Man, Gabe was one dumb son of a bitch last night.

(Kevin) No, he was a vodka zombie, Gabe is a dumb son of a bitch when he's sober.

(Gabe) Fuck you both.

by iLOVEtwat May 22, 2010

Vodka Goblin

A term used to desrcibe people from the Slavic culture, particularly those from the Russian Federation. It is used to mock the heavy drinking of vodka which is associated with the slavic population

Russian in CSGO: RUSH B CYKA BLYAT
Non slavic man/woman: shut up you stupid vodka goblin!

by Dr.Blyat February 5, 2018