The ultimate choice

When you have diarrhea & are vomiting at the same time, & have to choose between sitting or kneeling at the toilet.

Brianna got really bad food poisoning from Panda Express, so she had to make the ultimate choice.

by facesit February 5, 2021

The ultimate rizzler

The Ultimate rizzler is Lauren Lissau. Her rizz is unspoken. She is the #1 rizzler in the world. Her assistant Maeve has ultimate Rizz too. Together they are a Rizz power house.

An antonym of the Ultimate Rizzler would be Mac. He has ZERO rizz, which is the least rizz possible.

by goat. October 30, 2023

Ultimate Simp

A Person who simps for ALOT of people or Fictional Characters

"You should see how many people they simp for"
"They are like, the Ultimate Simp"

by CottonDreams June 1, 2021

The Ultimate Checkmate

When you have sex with your current landlord's daughter in the room she once lived in

The Ultimate Checkmate has officially been completed.

by three3dashes August 27, 2012

The Ultimate Virgin

The one who rivals the Virgin Mary

"Man, I still didn't get laid."
"You're going to grow up to be the ultimate virgin!"

by yeetymcfeetyteety January 28, 2019

ultimate cuck

When you nut in a dudes wife while he’s watching, get her pregnant, and have them raise the kid.

“bro this couples been raising my kid for like five years”
“dude, you performed an ultimate cuck”

by Reeray July 14, 2020

Ultimate Fiddler

A game where two people (male/female/both) sit on the floor with no pants and hold each other's elbow with one hand. With the other hand they masturbate to the sound of the fiddle in the song "When the devil went down to Georgia" by The Charlie Daniels Band. All while making constant eye contact.

The winner is the one who ejaculates the most.

Him: Hey girl, do you want to play the Ultimate Fiddler?

Her: No, but I'm sure Josh would like to play once his wrist is feeling better. He is the reining champion!

by BigVeinyCurvyDick October 5, 2023