Trumpin' Uglies

1) Suppressing the reporting of sexual indiscretions through bribery or extortion to further career advancement.

2) Committing a felony to hide evidence of a misdemeanor.

Did you hear that Ronald was arrested? He was caught Trumpin' Uglies. Apparently he tried to bribe the guard that caught him in flagrante delicto with his secretary in the bathroom.

by seudokode January 18, 2019

Tug Thumping

A majestic term for those who can masturbate for long periods of time or who can masturbate often and not become fatigued or injured in the process. A person who can officially tug thump should be regarded as a god among both men and women.

Mike: Dude, your roommate has been in the bathroom for some time. Is he all right?

Jim:Yeah he's fine, he's just been Tug Thumping for the Sperm Bank. Guy needs weekend money.

Mike: Nice.

by Wanky Mc.Spanky February 23, 2011

Tramping

Camping with out a tent.

I have forgotton my tent, Lets go tramping

by Man-Utd-400 May 2, 2008

Thumping

Taking your hard cock and smacking your woman (or man if you're a pole smoker) on the forehead.

I was thumping my woman last night before I fucked her good.

by Sandy Dinger September 22, 2006

Bible thumping

For a male who has a curved penis it is the act of taking two bibles (one in each hand) and slamming them on your penis to straighten it out. Named for the resultant thump that is heard when slamming.

"After years of masturbating my penis leans to the left."
"Go bible thumping, that'll straighten it right out."

by p8ntballa00 September 12, 2010

Trumpin'

1. The feeling you get when you're on your Donald Trump shit.

2. The rich, powerful feeling you get when you've got your swag on and you've money to blow.

I just cashed my check. I'm totally Trumpin'.

by Brodonkadonk May 6, 2011

trumpeting

The passing of gas. Usually quite loud and fetid

Those beans have had me trumpeting all night

by The barb of Avon February 22, 2017